Mario

Mario Mario is the main protagonist of the melonnation series. he's a fat, cocky, lazy, self centered, narcissistic, idiotic plumber who likes toast. He hates Melonnation because he is "mean" and "bossy" to him and he hates him. He is an Italian plumber originating from Nintendo's Super Mario franchise, the older brother of Luigi, of the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario is portrayed as dumb, narcissistic, and troublemaking ass befitting the comedic nature of the series. His annoying and stupid behavior often antagonizes and ruins people's lives.

Likes and Dislikes
Likes


 * Toast (alot)
 * Spaghetti
 * Being dumb
 * Food
 * Fame
 * Money
 * Pizza
 * McDonalds
 * Attention
 * Annoying Toad
 * Drugs
 * Nintendo
 * Princess Peach
 * Bowser
 * Steve
 * Shrek
 * Woody
 * Fish man
 * Luigi

Dislikes


 * Everyone being mean to him
 * Healthy food
 * Exercise
 * John Oliver (he thinks that Mario is in a gay couple with Link)
 * Being gay
 * Retards (even though he's retarded himself)
 * Not being able to participate in activities
 * Not having swag
 * Melonnation (arch enemy)
 * Toad
 * Wario
 * Waluigi
 * Animal Crossing Guy
 * Evil Noob
 * GageDawg
 * Teletubbies
 * Beanos
 * The King
 * CJ
 * The Demon
 * Sonic the Hedgehog
 * Dr. Eggman
 * Shady Guy
 * John Gayhem

Criminal record

 * Arson: In "the club" he and Steve burn down Luigi's club
 * Trespassing: In "the club" he went in the club uninvited
 * Terrorism: in "a teacher for steve" he blew up the store because Gagedawg didn't give him toast
 * Assault: in "the club" he attacked the random noob because he attacked him

Trivia

 * He seems to have an obsession with toast


 * Mario (outside of the Melonnation universe) is classified as homo nintendonus. This is a fact that was revealed in 2014.