Swagmaster

Swagmaster696969696969, usually referred to as Swagmaster or Swag, is one of the two main protagonists of the Goldeneye series. He's an idiotic, perverted, unintelligent and annoying guard who works at a factory with his friend Chris (though Chris doesn't really Swag as a friend). He tends to be uncaring and mean towards others. He prefers to screw around instead of doing what he is supposed to be doing, which is one of the main reasons why he and Chris get into so much trouble most of the time as guards working at the factory.

Likes

 * Boobs (alot) (specifically Princess Peach's)
 * Swag
 * Tetris
 * Money
 * The song "A$$ and Titties
 * Ass
 * Attention
 * Halo

Dislikes

 * Being told what to do
 * Greg
 * Chris (sometimes)
 * The Butt Ninja
 * Getting ignored
 * Sargent Mark (arch nemesis)

Trivia

 * His character model is the "St. Petersburg Guard" from GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64
 * His subtitles are red, similar to Mario's subtitles